Friday, November 11, 2005

If I were Prez...

"Every Sri Lankan home will be gifted with a high milk-yielding cow from Kerala which could be expected to yield 10 liters to 16 liters of milk every day. Even families who live in flats, who could make suitable arrangements to look after a cow, will receive a gift of cow."

- Sri Lankan presidential candidate, Victor Hettigoda, on what the people of Sri Lanka can expect if they vote for him

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What if i lived in a flat, and wanted the cow to live with me...?!?
A cow would never have been safer than in the home of a vegetarian hindu...

Anonymous said...

Dunno, sounds a little unhygenic. Cows have massive poop.

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